Noah

As I was with Noah today, he spontaneously told me that I am his best babysitter.  If that didn't make my day, what happened next did.  We were on the crowded F train heading back to his place from the NYU study he's part of when he began telling be about the epic battle between good germs and bad germs:

"You have good and bad germs fighting inside your body.  The bad germs try to make you sick, but the good germs fight the bad germs and put them in germ jail."

"And where is this germ jail?" I asked, trying to keep a straight face.  Without any hesitation, Noah stated rather matter-of-factly, "downtown Brooklyn."